So like, I haven't eaten in months. Or slept. Or anything. Thankfully I'm back from the grave to provide you with more ridiculously easy recipes that will make you keel over with taste explosions or something. Turns out March is a dickhead and it's still freezing. But obvi you don't want to eat like a pig with summer just around the corner so hearty food is out of the question. So you need to have something that is quite filling and good for cold days, but it also needs to be deceptively light. Obviously if you are starving just mixed some more potatoes in there or whatever.
What the fuck should I eat tonight?
You should eat... Tomato Soup!
Couldn't be easier to make and you will probably have all the ingredients at home. Or most of the ingredients at the very list. You need to get some heavy cream and some cans of tomatoes. You also need to have some chicken broth. You probably have some, just look in the back of the cupboard. See? There you go. Okay, so this recipe will take you like twenty minutes. This is also a great date meal with a little bit of bread, especially if taken with wine when outside. But you aren't going to go outside, who are we kidding?
Anyway. How Do You Make That?
You are going to take 2 containers of stock and put them in a pan. Pour your one tin of crushed tomatoes in it. Make sure that it's at medium heat but lower is better than higher. Look at pictures of cats on your phone or something. Pay attention, though! Once your soup starts to bubble at the top, pour a can of heavy cream in it and lower the heat.
Add some salt and pepper. Put some garlic bread in the oven and wait around for about 15 minutes. Then put it in the blender for a couple of minutes but make sure it doesn't get like super cold. That's it! You're done! You only have to get up for 20 minutes and then this is you:
What the fuck should I eat tonight?
You should eat... Tomato Soup!
Couldn't be easier to make and you will probably have all the ingredients at home. Or most of the ingredients at the very list. You need to get some heavy cream and some cans of tomatoes. You also need to have some chicken broth. You probably have some, just look in the back of the cupboard. See? There you go. Okay, so this recipe will take you like twenty minutes. This is also a great date meal with a little bit of bread, especially if taken with wine when outside. But you aren't going to go outside, who are we kidding?
Anyway. How Do You Make That?
You are going to take 2 containers of stock and put them in a pan. Pour your one tin of crushed tomatoes in it. Make sure that it's at medium heat but lower is better than higher. Look at pictures of cats on your phone or something. Pay attention, though! Once your soup starts to bubble at the top, pour a can of heavy cream in it and lower the heat.
Add some salt and pepper. Put some garlic bread in the oven and wait around for about 15 minutes. Then put it in the blender for a couple of minutes but make sure it doesn't get like super cold. That's it! You're done! You only have to get up for 20 minutes and then this is you:
Bowl of chocolate optional
